One, i don't think i've ever been attacked by a big Dopey stuffty as much as i did last night...
Two, i've never ever had two grls two guys, break down a porn by a plot and their postions. Oh yeah, where was i in this?... hiding under my blanket.
Three, i've never given a massage to a guy before. And yes, i give good massages.
Now... i stayed up, half the night thinking about these turn of events. When i should have been fucking studying, but that's beside the point.
So, last night, Rika invites her friend Josh and his friend Nate. Bridget (roomie) and i were chilling in her room, and trying to study cuz every fucking light has burnt out in our dorm except all of our christmas lights hanging from our beds....
After everyone gets comfy in the the room that's about the size of a closet, we talk, laugh... And one of the main discussions that come around is... *advertisers voice* "Are you still a Virgin Board Game!"(not sold in retail stores).
I'm sittin there w/ my arms proped on my pillow staring at the notes on the floor, Bridget's in a corner next to Nate, and Rika and Josh are talking.
Bridget brings up her boyfriend and then Josh decides to say (or something like it), "Nate, wait until you hear about emilie! I'm still shocked to this day!"
Nate looks at me and i sigh... then bridget pipes in, "She's pure as pure can be!"
The blank look on his face kinda was like... wtf?
Then Bridget and him start whispering and they run out the door, leaving me, Rika, and Josh wondering what was going on.
They come back in, and Bridget's like, "We didn't do anything, he just asked a question!"
I look around and i'm like, oook wtf is going on. I'm confused beyond belief and i just want to bury my head into my pillow and forget what's going on.
"Nate, you really didn't have to ask me... Em would have told you."
I look up, "Yeah, i'm very blunt and too the point."
finally we get out what they he asked, and basically he got the same answer from me. He just wanted to know if me not being kissed and still a virgin was by choice.
"I don't have a lot of time on my hands. Swimming and school take up all my thought process. I would like to be kissed or have a boyfriend, but i have priorietess" (along the lines of what i said, yeah yeah, i know it sounds like an excuse... but not much i can do.)
So then we get off the topic of me an my purity, the guys leave to get liquour, and then Ty (erika's roomie) comes home and turns on the porn.
I'm sitting there, books in hand... and bridget, one of my only defenses, walks out to talk to her boy or sleep... i can't remember. And the guys come back in w/ wine and something else.
After the drinks are handed out, i turn around to Ty, and there right on the screen of her computer is a big dick and some grl prancing around it. I EEP'ed and pulled my blanket over my head as fast as i could.
I can't watch porns. I just can't, i don't know why... it's just weird. I will run out of a room because of it, i'm surprised i stayed put...
After all that fun and games, Ty climbs into bed, tells us to talk quietly and tries to fall asleep. Then we head out to my room, where bridget tells us to get out cuz she's talking on her boy (they were having a heated discussion, again) and then i grab one of my stuffties and we head back into Ty's room.
Meanwhile... some how the topic of Nate's soreness of doing push ups (he's an army man, btw), pops up and he asks for a massage, from someone. And he decides to ask me.
I was going to keep quiet about it but then he asks, so i have to answer... "Yeah, i give massages to this one grl on the floor that has back problems all the time."
So i had him lying on the floor, shirt unbuttoned, me beside him, and massaging his chest. Rika was drooling the whole time, "Ouuu! Emilie's got a cute guy now!"
Nate, "Just don't let me drink any more, or you know what will happen" (he told us an amusing story before hand)
Me,"What's that?"(me being a ditz forgot)
Nate, "I tend to find that i don't wear clothes that often when i'm drunk."
me,"Oh."
A couple minutes later, Bridget comes in, "I hate Men!"
We get her to take some sips of wine and send her back to bed.
Then Ty kicks us out... so we head out to the common room... Where the massage continues.
Nate and I get into a discussion about religion... Me, who know's Nothing about the thing! And Rika and Josh talk in hushed voices.
After awhile, i stop massaging, Nate does a few push ups (to see if it helped his soreness) and decides to prance around the common acting drunk.
We laugh and then it's time for the boys to go.
And of course, the supposed half drunk Nate say, "Now i am i going to get hug?"
But he's Acting drunk and making me laugh, and he's blabing "Just close your eyes..."
*laughin*"I am not closing me eyes"
"Well, then i will and you have to catch me."
This dude had to be 6'1! So i'm just like, how the fuck am i going to catch him? So, i grab my stuffty for safty cuz the whole thing was making me really nervous.
And after walking around the room laughing, he's like,"Ok, just open your arms and i'll come to you."
"Yeah... that's how hugs go normally..."
So he's coming forward and i don't know what the hell he was going to do, so i take a step forward and "catch" him... i dunno, it was kinda awkward... i think he just wanted me to stay where i was... but that obviously didn't happen.
Rika, Josh, Nate, and i all say our goodbyes and the get on the elvator, still who were still trying to have converstations w/ us while the door was closing.
Once they left... Rika grabs her Dopey stufftie and hits me w/ it, "Why didn't you kiss him!"
"I don't know!"
"We left you guys all alone and *hits* you didn't kiss him"
*hits her back w/ my stufftie*"Dude! I've never kissed before!"
*get's hit again*"It doesn't matter! It's a kiss! It's harmless!"
"But..."
"What do you want it to be a fairytale kiss??"
"I don't know... but.."
"Em! Grl! He was right here! You had him half naked! What are you afraid of? Being rejected?"
*mutters**curls knees to chest*"I guess so..."
"Sweetie, a kiss is so much better than sex. I don't know what Ty and the rest of the grls say about sex... you know i haven't had it! It's all about the kiss, a kiss is so sensual. And it's the only way to start off.... *hits* And you had him lying here half naked!"
After my beating, she goes to bed, i review my notes one more time and crawl/climb into bed.
And then, i had "what if" stories running thru my head for a hr or so...
What if i had closed my eyes...
What if he did kiss me, what would have happened then?
Dear god, the stories i came up w/ last night while half awake.
And i kept holding the stuffty that i brought out, named ozzy, cuz Nate was holding him while i was doing the massage.... i thought at one pt he was going to bite the poor cat's head off cuz i massaged a lil too hard.
but now... i dunno...
And last night i was wondering, "What if the drunken basturd comes back tonight to see me!"
After a few minutes thinking this, i hear the quad door open, i clutch Ozzy, and there's a nock on my door.
"Em?"
"DJ?"
"Yo, can you help me out w/ these notes?"
"Yeah..."
DJ got my hopes up!! All i wanted to do was scream into my pillow!
And now my stomach is all tight... i'm wide awake, and should be studying cuz i have a test at 9.
Dear god, what a night...
CheZ