Boob: hi
Chez: hiya
Boob: i was just talking with mandy today
Chez: oh? i haven't talked ot her in a while
Boob: yea i know
Boob: we were talking that we still need to have our drunk sex talk
Boob: the three of us
Chez: oh no
Boob: she agreeed
Chez: i thought that was long dead and buried
Boob: nah
Boob: have you had sex yet
Boob: no
Boob: then you are still coming
Boob: its like a right of passage so to speak
Chez: oh great
Chez: i thought sex itself was taht
Boob: no that is the next step
Boob: there are many many steps after first having sex
Boob: like you first time from behind
Boob: and on top
Boob: and standing
Boob: in the shower
Boob: public
Boob: with a girl
Boob: anal
Boob: facial
Boob: 3some
Boob: bondage
Boob: role playing
Boob: dirty talk
Boob: while drunk
Boob: while high
Boob: while watching porn
Boob: pretend rape
Chez: omg!
Boob: morning
Boob: the quickey
Boob: under water
Boob: in a room with another couple
Boob: see there are many rights of passage
Boob: secuction
Boob: one night stand
Boob: cheeting
Boob: relitive
Boob: older
Boob: younger
Boob: fat
Boob: skinny
Boob: fake tits
Boob: black dick
Boob: oriental
Boob: are you still readying all this?
Chez: i'm in shock but yes
Chez: i don't think those are steps but choices
Boob: no kissing
Boob: rae dig
Boob: rawdog
Chez: rae dig? what?
Boob: no condom
Chez: oh.
Boob: here is a good one for a girl
Boob: the first time cum gets shop down the back of your througt and you choke half to death
Chez: ok stop
Chez: no more
Boob: :-)
Boob: i win
Chez: win what!
Boob: you had to ask for mercy
Chez: i didn't ask for mercy
Boob: ok stop
Boob: no more
Chez: fine, whatever. but there's going to be no more sex talk
I feel so sick.
Yes ppl do these things, i'm not fucking stupid! This is a world driven by sexual wants and needs. I don't live by those! I live by my own terms.... w/o having to fuck someone.
Why do i feel like i'm the only one screaming this?
Some understand, most don't.
I have no hormones, why won't ppl accept it? I've accepted it. I like the fact that i don't have a relationship based on sex. Unlike my some of the ppl i know.
"OH yes, it was a good fuck."
Is that was ppl are? Just dick's and pussy's? I'm just reading this from the whole general college fucking student.
"Brain what brain?"
My god, no wonder religion is popular, it's for the ppl who realized this and tried to stop it.
"Don't have sex till you marry."
I feel like my vagina just needs to be served w/ a beer and some chips!
Great society we live in today. It makes me want to reproduce. Really, so that my children can grow up knowing that the world is run by dicks and pussies.
chez