Wicked Wonderland In a Bind
Banana Girls
11.04.03 - 12:27 am

Oh my, today has just been... amusing...

I made new art friend thru Lindsey, and there's this whole ordeal about what happened at Fells Point, but it conserns Lindsey and her friend more than me... i'm just a contact per say...

Meowmeow: hey em this is M ..how you doing?

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: hey =) how are u?

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i'm doing good, procrastinating...

Meowmeow: yeah same here. tired as all hell

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: why's that?

Meowmeow: heh linds and i were talking to Donkey Kon(changed the name) last night till....4 in the morning

Meowmeow: It was an interesting night

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: what!!

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: omg... no... damn him

Meowmeow: Uh I wont say much just in case linds wants to be the one to do it

Meowmeow: Oh thats my point of view but linds wont give up that easy :P

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: my god, 4 in the morning?! is he that much of a prick?

Meowmeow: That much and a fuck load more

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: ya know, u would think Donkey Kon would drop it, it's 3 days later... it'd done and over w/.

Meowmeow: Well the thing is, last night was not all about halloween

Meowmeow: it was about all the other issues and shit

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: It's like running over the same road kill, it just gets worse and worse until u run over the poor animal enough that it's engrained the road!

Meowmeow: Hahahha

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: oh, so halloween was the crowning point for him, huh?

Meowmeow: Pretty much

Meowmeow: and I found out he doesnt like me :D WOO. Feeling's mutual, motherfucker.

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

Meowmeow: linds was over my place, btw, and the conversation was on aim

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i just get weird vibes from him. like i'm trying to put on a good face for him...

Meowmeow: I was her coach :P

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: ahh i see

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i should have been backup

Meowmeow: hehehe

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: but i think both of us would have pushed Linds aside and attack...

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: so i'm glad it was only u, u know him more than i do

Meowmeow: Actually I barely know him but I got to know him a lot better last night hehehe

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: u mean unfortunatly u got to know him more

Meowmeow: Exactly.

Meowmeow: God last night was so...grah!

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: =(

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: to bad i don't have night class w/ linds tonight... i'm sure she'll tell me later, or just can just let all ur frustration on me right now

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i can take it, i'm brave.. i think

Meowmeow: I'm sure you'll be able to handle it

Meowmeow: it's easy when he's so wrong :-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol, men are always wrong ;p (don't take it personally guys, it's just this guy is always wrong)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: well wait, it doesn't even matter about him being a guy, he's acting like a 5 yr old

Meowmeow: He doesnt count as a man, he's a whiny little baby :-)

Meowmeow: HAHA

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i like u, we think a like ^___^

Meowmeow: Thats scarey :P

Meowmeow: heheh

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: yeah it is, but it's funny

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: damn those art majors...

Meowmeow: the art majors are the fucking lunatics

Meowmeow: we kick ass :D

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: yes we do

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: cuz we are special, even more special on a full moon

Meowmeow: hahahaha

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: maybe we should use are extra special art major powers and kill Donkey Kon.

Meowmeow: I want him to beg for fucking mercy first.

Meowmeow: Killing him is not enough. making him pay for all the relationships and people he's fucked over, thats revenge wee. :P

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: now we're getting into the sadistic artist... Like the gorilla girls

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: all we need now is masks and baby we're set.

Meowmeow: One of them threw a banana at me!

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol!

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: well think of that as your iniation

Meowmeow: Hahahaha

Meowmeow: Gorillas eat bananas. bananas look like penii. whats the connection

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: they need to do a painting w/ a gorilla eating a banana

Meowmeow: yeeeeah

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: that would cause a major disturbance, it'd be a funny one tho

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: as a threat, we should put a half eaten banana infront of Donkey Kon's door, and lable it "Bit a little too hard."

Meowmeow: HAHHAHHAHAHA

Meowmeow: I'm for it if you are ;-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: definatly

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i'll get a banana the next time in the Newel. Should we let linds in on this?

Meowmeow: Mmmm I think so ;-)

Meowmeow: She might not go for it but that doesnt mean we cant :-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: oh yeah =)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: but she can laugh w/ us at least

Meowmeow: exactly

Later...

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i told Linds about doin' the banana thing, she thought we were going to do something really mean

Meowmeow: Like chop off his dick? :-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i don't think it's that harmfull... is it? do u think he'll miss it?

Meowmeow: I know the whole female population wont.

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i personally didn't think he was attracted to the oposite sex... he has some gay tendencies...

Meowmeow: LIke the fact that he's a fucking GIRL?

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: yeah, he's treating this like a drag queen pro

Meowmeow: drag queen or drama queen?

Meowmeow: although he'd prolly win both competitions

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: oouch, you got some venum grl

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i like your fangs

Meowmeow: YOu fuck with my firends, you fuck with me :-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i know exactly what you mean

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i'm really defensive of my friends... i don't like ppl fucking w/ them. but i was only a certain aspect of this... i wasn't there for the verble assult

Meowmeow: Heh actually throughout this whole time, the only time I talked with him was when he called me up at 2 in the morning drunk and stupid as fuck.

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: right

Meowmeow: And reading over linds' shoulder his IMs to her.

Meowmeow: And then 4 hours last night :P

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: right...

Meowmeow: Silly silly Donkey Kon. I have 3 really old bananas :-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol!

Meowmeow: I cant wait until they are nice and black

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: omg this is going to be good

Meowmeow: And I have like 12 condoms, I'm sure we can work some in there as well.

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i think the gorilla grls would be proud

Meowmeow: Theyd probably tell us that what we were doing was trite and stupid but secretly love it ;-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: then take our idea

Meowmeow: Yup

Meowmeow: those bitches

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: can't even trust our own sex

Meowmeow: expecially ones in animals costumes

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: should we dress up?

Meowmeow: HAHAHAH Hmmmmm

Meowmeow: as what per se

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i have cat ears

Meowmeow: That wont exactly hide your identity

Meowmeow: but its a start ;D

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

Meowmeow: I have uh...horns

Meowmeow: and uh....hm... slippers

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i don't have slippers...

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: i got a tail...

Meowmeow: I have a bandana, it can be a mask! :P

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: yeah!

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: but i don't have one

Meowmeow: wear a thong on your head?

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol!

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: that's a possiblity

Meowmeow: Holy crap its hot in here.

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: it's cold here

Meowmeow: trade you!

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: no way

Meowmeow: damnit

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: ;p

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: we need to plan our course of action some other time

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: when the bananas get really black ;p

Meowmeow: Oh yes

Meowmeow: When they blacken, we will come

Meowmeow: or something

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: lol

Meowmeow: I shoudl stop thinking already :P

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: we need to put that on there

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: no, thats good

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: if he has a board or something we need to write that on it

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: he lives in tower A right?

Meowmeow: yup

Meowmeow: i know where :-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: sweet. i shall converse w/ linds and we shall conspire together tomorrow or soemthing

Meowmeow: awesome

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: good night banana grl, lol that's our code name from now on

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: Banana Girls

Meowmeow: Suweeet! Nighto banangirl ;-)

aLiCeGoNeMaD84: g'night ^_^

What an interesting day this has been... that an my portfolio was making me tip over it was so heavy. One grl actually stopped and asked if i needed help... it had to be around 15 to 20 bls tonight... fucking heavy shit.

Oh shit.. i hear squeaking.. just when i typed in fuck to. Jesus... just when i was going to bed! *cries*

It's getting faster and faster... damnit damnit damnit!! At least i can't hear them moan. Siiiigh...

CheZ

Omg, there was a pause.. then a cough, then more squeaking... I'm going to die.

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